Policies
The Webmistress says I have to have a policies page to be an official web site kind of guy, so here are my policies.
1. If you don't like it, send it back. No problemo.
2. Although I have this fine looking fancy pants web site with a picture of a big factory on the home page, I'm actually just one guy with a shop full of the stuff I have acquired over the course of a lifetime in the music store business. Also I'm kind of old and cranky now, so if you're an anxious kind of customer who needs everything taken care of instantly and your purchases delivered overnight...well, we're just not going to get along.
3. I've been sending guitar parts all over the world for more than 30 years and I've never had a single package fail to get to where it was supposed to go eventually. So while I'm happy to send things anywhere you like, I can't take responsibility for the efficiency (or lack of efficiency) of your country's postal service.
4. And my most important policy, developed after many years in business, is this:
In case of any problems:
a. Feel free to insult me and my motives, honesty, intelligence, sexuality and/or legitimacy.
Or
b. I will do my best to solve the problem.
Pick one.